Listen anon, I tried my stinkin’ best to make a decent portrait of you, but every roll came back in different fucking shades of grey. I can’t help it, just buck up, get a face, and then call me again sometime, okay?
“Dear Rush Limbaugh, you sustain yourself by feeding off of people’s insecurities and fear, gorging yourself on American values, picking the gristle of equal rights from your teeth as you demand to see the cook because what the hell is this shit doing in your food? Then you expel the excrement from your mouth in the form of asinine, blathering, greasy commentary that proves you were only built to suck up all the air in this country. If that’s not parasitic, I don’t know what is.”—Nikki, in response to Rush’s comments on Occupy Everything protestors being parasites